Men are definitely from Mars!

I sometimes don’t understand men and their policies or what-not’s. These homosapiens are most related to the Mars species. How can one question something so obvious, he sees that there is something wrong with you but he still won’t do anything to try and make you feel better. Funny how I thought I have mastered the psychology of menology and how their brains function but still they seize to amaze me. Ladies I’m certain you nodding your heads with me right now. I want to touch to the top five areas where they always go wrong.

1.    Our feelings

They say we are too emotional, I mean duh! #rolling eyes. Women are naturally born with the nurturing side. My yearlong partner says he doesn’t understand why I have to be so sissy. He says why do I have to cry about everything and if you can ask me what’s everything it is probably something he did. They think we are weird when we see a newborn baby and start talking in a baby way saying that the baby is cute. It’s like they were sent here on their big spaceship to just tear us apart.

2.    Our PMS

My partner and his friends also have a nickname for pre-menstrual syndrome they say it’s our ‘pre-Maniac syndrome’. It’s not my fault that my hormones are all over the place, when I want to cry and smile at the same time then let me be. Who put them in charge of our PMSes anyway? As far I remember there are no ‘PMS Officers!’

3.    Our weight

Oh hell no! When a men comments on my weight. He has no right to tell you that you have picked up some weight and when you have drastically lost weight. You hear them saying you are a bit under or over weight. Next time he says anything offensive about your weight just look at him with a smile and say that goes for the two of us because you also seriously need to work on that pot-belly or those walky-talky’s.

4.    Our hair.

Can they find their spaceship already and let them head back where they’re from. Their favourite line ‘I love a women with natural hair’, well I love my weave the way it is thank you. Weave or natural hair what’s the big deal you fell in love with me not my hair. I also have another tip for you ladies when he starts about the hair topic tell him that he is balding.

5.    Want we want in bed.

You get this guy squeezing your breast so hard and this other one licking you like some kind of a Chihuahua. They automatically assume they know what we want and when you try to tell him what he can do after that round forget you’ll ever hear from him again. They refuse the truth and they will forever continue with their mistakes.

For all the man who has viewed this post, my advice to you is that it’s either you shape-up or ship-out! When you see me frowning just take your time and find out what is wrong. My ladies I hope you will find my tips handy. Let’s bridge the gap, let’s get even.